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It’s been a while since I talked about myself. Sure, I’ve talked about my wrath against Fucker’s stalkers, my fear of becoming Lord Vader, and my views on the tragedy of Cris Mendez, but I haven’t talked about the minute details of my currently monotonous life. Outside Twitter, that is. So what I’m going to do now is to bore you talk about what’s really going on with Baddie. But let me ask you first: Do you want it?!
Shout out to Bahlactus for leading me to the awesome service known as Animoto where this video was “produced”. Check it out. It’s teh sex. Anyway, let’s do this shit by way of a list because everybody loves lists.
- I’ve been a hermit for the last 3 months. I won’t divulge why (for now), but let’s just say I’m not comfortable around people these days. I missed a couple of awesome gatherings of my student org, UPLB MASS. I opted out of hot and friendly dates. I missed out on several opportunities to finally meet the retards of The Man Blog. And the most devastating effect of this self-imposed exile from society: 3 months of sobriety. This is probably the longest I’ve gone without alcohol since… well, before I started drinking. 7-8 years ago? Bah.
- I haven’t been completely cut off from society, though. I’ve been living on the Intarnetz for the last 3 months. I live and breathe Twitter, Facebook, Multiply, Face Rockery, NetVibes, Yupielbi, and Baddieverse. I know. Loser. Shut up.
- I became one of the first publishers to join Mad Crowd Media and I have no idea how. I rule.
- I don’t have plans for my birthday yet and I still don’t know how to renew my driver’s license and to attend my cousin’s wedding without skipping work. Taking leaves of absence is out of the question because I have projects lined up until October. Life sucks.
- More and more people are starting to miss me, and I miss the hell out of all of them. =’(
There you have it. A glimpse of misery, Baddie-style. But take heed! Although I’m still uncomfortable mingling with people, I’m actually starting to feel better. In fact, I’ve resumed flirting with random hot chicks in the elevator and at the smoking area. Pretty soon, I’ll be asking all your asses out for drink-ups! SO SAYS BADDIE!
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But you’re a figment of our imagination!
“I’ve been a hermit for the last 3 months”
— We all go through that stage. Oh well, others, though, get stuck. Hehehehe.
Or… am I? *dun dun duunnnnn*
Don’t scare me. =(
You should have used Black Sabbath’s “I AM BADDIE MAN” as your vid’s soundtrack.
Also, please promise that you’ll show us your face before I leave for Krypton this November. Swear? Kk.
Krypton?! You trippin’, holmes! Krypton went KABLOOEY!!! a long time ago. But yeah, I hope to reveal myself before you fly.
Can you please change “stucked” to “stuck”? Thanks. I’m a bit of OC when it comes to grammar. Just seeing that mistake makes my eyes hurt. Hehe. Thanks.