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So I was just minding my own business stalking hot chicks on Friendster, right? After viewing hot bikini photos and taking mental pictures (to be “mentally Photoshopped” later), I checked out the bulletin board to see if I can find incriminating and juicy facts about my friends who answer stupid “surveys”. My mind wasn’t ready for what was about to be revealed to me: THE AWESOMEST TRUTH IN THE HISTORY OF ALL AWESOME TRUTHS!
Behold! The truth about Warcraft III: Defense of the Ancients (no modifications made to protect the integrity *LOL* of the text):
The truth behind the game DOTA (a satanic game)
ANCIENT question: who is ancient?
answer: God, but satans disguises himself and deceives us, saying that He is the Ancient one.
Why?
Ans: who would you think you will defend on this game? whose defense is this? (with those cheats and verbal acknowledgements..later to be discussed)
the obvious aims: -to kill your enemy
- to destroy the tree of life for sentinel
- to destroy the frozen throne for scorge
- and TO BE BEYOND GODLIKE in this game.the real aims:
- worshipping satan through consciously enjoying the game.
Why?
- because this game is extremely a deception from satan and you are actually enjoying it.
THE GAME
There are two bases or teams:
Sentinel vs.scorge
Good ones
monsters
Human
dark evil
Weak
strong
CHEATS:
WHO’S YOUR DADDY
- This is used to become stronger
- But actually this cheat pertains to admittance that your father indeed is satan.GREED IS GOOD
- To have more money
- In Ecclesiastes 5:10-11 “Those who love money will never have enough,, the more you have.. the more people come to help you spend it.” – It feeds your mind that it’s fine to love money because you need it.I SEE DEAD PEOPLE
- This allows you to see the map
- The truth behind is that, spiritually the players and those who are involved are dead; they don’t have real life for they are being used be satan to praise him through this game.Dead people!
Verbal acknowledgements:
OMG -(Oh my God)
The Bible states, “do not use the name of the Lord in vain!”
Bull**t and HOLYs**t
-need not to explain Good job/Good work
-when you killed somebody
-you are being congratulated with a good job or good work.TESTIMONY:
At the dawn of February 26, 2007, my brother dreamt of 2 dreams. First, he dreamt that Jesus is showing how evil dota is, then he woke up and blurted out: “ayoko na magdota!” he fell asleep again and had his second dream, he was talking with a friend who in real life doesn’t want to play dota anymore, when my brother blurted out once again, “ayoko na magdota!”, a man came near to him and laid hands cursing my brother. When they rebuked it in Jesus name, it disappeared. Then, when he shouted “hindi na ako magdodota kahit kailan!” Crystal Maiden (one of those unpleasing characters in dota) appeared in my brother and he told us that it felt like he couldn’t breathe, my brother rebuked it in Jesus’ name and told to it, “hindi na ako magpapabitag sa iyo, I belong to Jesus!” Then he woke up and ran downstairs. He told everything to us and prayed for him. My father helped him renounce it and right after he surrendered he puked, and we brough him to hospital. But our family claimed that Jesus is victorious and satan will never win. He had a testimony about his dream the Sunday after he experienced it, after he witness, those who are involved in dota were prayed for.
Note: Akala ng lahat laro lang dota, pero si Satan hindi nakikipaglaro. He is using dota to pollute the minds of our youth. Ephesians 4:27 Don’t give devil a chance! If you ignore this, it’s your own risk. This is the TRUTH. Do not be blind and do not harden your heart. Pls. Pass this…
OMG DotA is Satan’s game! Now that you know this eye-opening truth, consider yourself saved. SAVED! If you still have doubts, try playing the game backwards and you’ll uncover hidden Satanic messages.
I’m so glad I didn’t get into DotA. If I did, my soul would have been compromised more than it already is. Thanks to Friendster’s bulletin board, it is now clear to me that I should stay away from DotA… FOREVER!
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I don’t know if that one’s true, pero nabasa ko na yan before. Sa Friendster rin. Maybe it’s a mere coincidence.
I play DotA. I can’t see how ‘we’ addicts worship the game. It’s possible, though – pero pano!? Hahaha!
Teka – ba’t ko ba tinototoo yan!? LOLZ.
Wait, ang labo nung “maybe it’s a mere coincidence”. I mean – coincidence lang siguro yung mga sinasabi dyan with DotA itself. Hehe.
Isa lang masasabi ko sa mga gumawa ng article na yan… Mga bobo kc kau magdota! :))
I think DOTA is not evil if you dont take it seriously.. Just play the game and have fun.. And i thing i must tell to those stupid DOTA players who cant even make a kill “dont play dota and just admit it to urself that u r stupid” PEACE
I would post something stupid and retarded, but nevermind.
I’m sick and tired of you making me laugh all the time! I once looked at you as someone who smells nice and clean but now you reek of FUNNEY!
I shall mentally photoshop my hot officemate right now. I’ll make her nude lolololz.
well, yeah you could coin it as demonic and all and satan could use it againts you.. pero personally i dont find anything wrong with the game… i dont play dota, pero i play MTG (magic) and before na-issue narin ang magic being demonic and all, people getting “possessed” and all that…
if your faith in God is strong naman and you only see it as a game, as something to kill your boredom or something like that and nothing is wrong with dota.
its just me
Im LOLit Solising at Antonio Montana.
Send me a copy… MENTALLY!
LISTEN YOU… whatever you’re intentions are, they’re LAME! Also, your name might be masculine, but the name GINO is more boner-inducing! Mentioning it thrice makes me orgasm. Hmph!
You mean Defending The Ancients ISN’T a game about worshiping the Devil!?
I feel betrayed :S
is it also a sexual game? “Who’s your daddy”??? oh wait, lust is also one of the seven deadly sins… mah bad!
OMG, that makes me one of Satan’s henchmen. I knew it!
Woohoo was here
LIES! PIKACHU IS SATAN.
I used to play world of warcraft but ive never play DOTA, because i find it cheap and boring. Well halos pareho din naman ang dota at WOW, difference WOW is a MMORPG, but i can say both games are very addictive. WOW almost ruin my life thank god, thank god na over come ko na yong addiction sa game na yon. Alam natin lahat na iisa lang ang publisher ng mga games na yan and that is Blizzard. At iisa lang ang intention ng blizzard, yon ay sirain ang buhay ng mga kabataan.
how do u play the game backwards?
With the help of pink unicorns and the blood of the innocent, DUH.
hmMm.. I guess its real, because karamihan sa dahilan ng mga break-ups ngayon is just that stupid game! yah thats true..its based on my experienced..
hai naku totoo yan!
Okaaaaay.
Wow, just surprised about how lowly others reacted specially the BowBow guy…damn, you better get some brain vitamins….
Another religious nut…
WHO’S YOUR DADDY
GREED IS GOOD
I SEE DEAD PEOPLE
Are all famous movie lines, or maybe your against movies too because it’s a form of idolatry? I really hate it when “you people” talk about something you clearly have no idea about. You should be ashamed of yourself… Guess you’d probably round up all the Muslim and Jews and beat them up with your bible if you were in charge?
LOL.
This shit never gets old.
Now I know what attracts people to comment on blog posts: DotA and blasphemy. EUREKA!
hahahahahaa…..!!!!!!
hahahahahaa…..!!!!!!
c lucifer ung satan…
c omninight my powers ng angels…
LKK yan…
LKK
LKK
LKK
LKK
LKK
LKK
*lol*
bka di lang marunong mglaro kapatid nya kaya un . di kinaya . ahaha .
Actually kng di nyo nman seseryosohin ung laro, di mo nman makikita na "DEMONIC" game xa.
"Control your emotions or it will controll you"
FROM:
Lkk~MEikZ
NET EXPRESS-SEQUEL BONIFACIO, DAVAO CITY.
/GG
are u a religious nut?! inggit ka lang kase di ka marunong mag Dota. =)
anyway, as long as u don’t take the game too seriously, i can’t see any reason why it can be turn out to be ‘demonic’.
a game is just a game, after all.
Guys. Come on. Really.
na sa sainu un..pero d nmn cguro totoo…
bka ng shift sa online tong kapatid nya…tsk
LONG LEB..~Dota
-ok lng mg DOTA…kesa mg drugzzzz
GGwaaa
This is crazy :/
I agree!..
Maraming ways ginagawa ang diablo para makuha ang isang kabataan. New age movement yan.
SA MGA AYAW MANIWALA? WAG KAYONG MAGSISISI SA HULI PAG KAYO ANG NAPAHAMAK. YES, IT’S A GAME… GAME THAT CAN POSSESS YOU WITHOUT REALLY NOTICING NA GINAGAPOS KA NA. THINK!. THINK DIFFERENTLY.
ROMANS 12.
1 TIMOTHY 4:12– Let no one despise or think less of you because of your youth, but be an example (pattern) for the believers in speech, in conduct, in love, in faith, and in purity.
hmm..yeah! that’s true! i tried 2 play DOTa 2 know why people are ow so addictive 2 it! u know what? when ur in the game, u would easily enjoy.. some of you react from this article and said, "I think DOTA is not evil if you dont take it seriously"
well.. un nah nga eh, once you enjoy the game, hndi natin alam na nahu2maling na tayo. akala natin wala lng per0 h0nestly, spellbound na tau.. we don’t realize kxe nga ng-eenjoy tau, ryt? satan is now making move, he is poisoning our minds.. that’s why many students are so addict in that game.. often they became boastful, disrespectful and talking of badwords.. why? because of the influence of DOTA! not just dota but other computer games…
so keep urself out of it.. instead of playing to overcome ur boredom, why don’t you spend time reading the word of GOd.. to let you convince yourself that satan deceives u! BELIEVE IN THE WORD OF GOD! IT IS TRUE! DON’T BELIEVE ME??? READ THE BIBLE!
thnx..GOD bless!
haha.i’ve read this a lot of times na.baddie, hindi ako satanic. :cry:
anyway on a more serious note,nasa tao naman yun kung magpapadala sya.haha.
Ok, I read the bible to overcome boredom. But it’s boring. So lalaro na lang ng Dota. Same pa rin and resulta! Halpz!
That’s precisely the reason why I don’t play it!
…aside from the fact that I suck at the game. hahaha
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This is coming from a religious guy na adik sa DotA. Galing ako sa UPLB (HAPPY 100 UP!). Paborito kong magchurch sa St. Therese sa UPLB. Paborito ko rin
hanggang alas singko or alas sais ng umaga maglaro ng DotA online man o hindi. Paborito ko rin mag offer at magdasal dun sa adoration chapel namin.
About God, mas solid ako sa Kanya kesa sa DotA pero open minded ako at masasabi kong hindi nakaka-pollute ng isip ang DotA (Warcraft in general). In fact it
teaches us necessary things in life.
About the credibility of the article writer- isang malaking BOO sa kanya! Di naman niya na experience talaga ang DoTa at kung paano nito fino forge ang
teamwork amongst the players. Hindi naman niya in-include / weigh yung benefits of playing the game – like how players learn to strategize. How to save a
teammate from being killed. How to work your ass to earn money. How to WORK AS A TEAM and contribute to the team. How to save yourself and not solely depend
in God (because we all have our own choices – God gave us free will and He trusts us that’s why He gave free will to man). Lord I believe in You and always
pray to You but let’s face it. This is life. You cannot achieve anything by just being dependent.You have to use your skills. You have to level up and grow
and at the same time you should also inculcate in you the Word of God. Tingnan niyo si Manny Pacquiao. Laging naka reference sa Diyos yung mga laban niya.
Laging nagpapasalamat sa Diyos. And look where he is right now. He’s on top of the world. anyway.
Visions my ass. Natalo lang yung kapatid niya sa 1 on 1 sa lane battle at dinurog ng Rylai (crystal maiden) kaya siya nanaginip ng ganun. Hay nako panaginip
ng kapatid lang niya ang basis niya tapos nasabi niya lahat un? Kung ganon bulag siya sumulat. ITO ANG IKALAT NINYO SA YOUTH hindi yung mga kalokohang
visions na yan:
Actually, sa DotA, may tinatawag na Roshan. Siya ang totoong satanas at hindi yung larong DotA. Ang tinuturo ng game ay paunahan kayong patayin ang tunay na
demonyong mga Scourge at si Roshan (Symbolism of satan) .PATAYIN ang scourge para malipol niyo ang kasamaan! Yan ang essence ng DotA.
Nasaang side ba ng map si Roshan? Nasa gitna malapit sa Scourge so technically sa Scourge siya. By default kung walang mode na i ta-type sa umpisa ng game,
at NORMAL MODE lang, ang Team 1 ay magiging Sentinel at ang Team 2 ay magiging scourge. This means that by default kung sino yung nasa Team 1 which is the
sentinel, kelangan nilang patayin ang mga demonyong scourge na yan – a symbolism that shows good prevails over evil.
Pag scourge ka nga puwede mong patayin si Roshan – hence a symbolism that shows demons should kill satan to save themselves! Sa buhay ganun talaga, paulit
ulit na may kasamaan, kaya nga nabubuhay palagi si Roshan kahit napatay niyo na siya. Although you do not necessarily win when you kill Roshan, it just shows
that evil is always there and should always be eliminated because evil always lurks and tempts you. ALWAYS! Babalik yan the second time around (and on and on
and on) para maghamon. Kung tumanggi ka, kukulitin ka niyan at babalik may bitbit na mas masarap na tinapay at keso. Kagaya ng ginawa ni satanas kay Jesus
Christ sa 40 days na adventure ni Jesus sa desert. Anong ginawa ni Jesus? Tinatanggihan niya si satanas kahit paganda nang paganda yung offer sa kanya. Ganun
din dapat tayo… kahit palakas nang palakas si Roshan (Satanas), dapat patayin natin siya.PALAGI. ALWAYS. (hehe)
Therefore, DoTA is not evil. It has EVIL content but if you see clearly, it teaches us how to eliminate EVIL. Just like the Bible. It has evil content but
the Bible teaches us how to handle such evil. Just like everbody’s lives. We are always "Lapitin" sa EVIL. It’s up to us how to handle temptations in our
lives. Free Will chong. Free will!
Therefore, DoTA is not evil. It has EVIL content but if you see clearly, it teaches us how to eliminate EVIL. Just like the Bible.
Well, you can eliminate evil by spreading the word of God and reading the bible which is our main goal here on earth instead of playing DOTA.
People will always try to make up reasons for their sinful habits and foolish decisions. And yes, God gave us the free will TO SIN and NOT TO SIN. We just have to decide for ourselves.
Satan is obvously corrupting the minds of the youth because the youth is not grounded in the word of God.
Dont you people have anything productive to do with your life aside from playing games overnight? God hates lazy people.
If you truly know the word of God, the bible states that "we are IN THIS WORLD but we are NOT OF THIS WORLD" For what is common between the light and the darkness?
We should not CONFORM to the PATTERN OF THIS WORLD.
Fact: FOOLISH PEOPLE HATES WISDOM!-Proverbs
*facepalm*
More like BALLter!
Dear BALLter,
I used to be a twin. Me and my twin would play DoTa all day long. That is until I got the revered BALLSAC sword and killed him with it. From then on we never spoke again.
So yeah, I agree DoTa is totally evil.
PS I didn’t bother to read your post because I don’t speak BALLinese.
Satan’s Mission: seek, kill and destroy…
there you go… chose the one that you’ll serve…
There is no such thing as coincidences… you call it divine interventions… if you choose to ignore signs that can save you… think again: we only have one life to live….If you do read the bible you won’t take hell and damnation lightly. Let’s not be too defensive, it’s not too late to be transformed into what you are created by God to be…Renew your mind.. db nga: Garbage in, Garbage out… your choice, your life and your next generations’ future…We all want a better world…
We all have giftings/talents so ask your self whenever you use them is it glorifying My Lord, My Creator, My Savior?
Thanks, Gino… God bless… honestly I am enlightened with the blog and comments…our mind is a battlefield -meyer
How am I supposed to read the Bible if all you fuckwits keep posting spoilers?
ROFLMAO. This shit’s epic! Well, it’s from Baddie anyway so yeah.
anak ng dota… ! hmp.
game??
“More like BALLter!
Dear BALLter,
I used to be a twin. Me and my twin would play DoTa all day long. That is until I got the revered BALLSAC sword and killed him with it. From then on we never spoke again.
So yeah, I agree DoTa is totally evil.
PS I didn’t bother to read your post because I don’t speak BALLinese.”
Yeah Right PAULISH as in FOOLISH! :)
You wont really bother to read my post because your using your head between your BALLS and NOT YOUR REAL HEAD where your ransacked brain are stucked and unused.
How pity!
“Pau – 27 Apr 09 at 12:32:42
How am I supposed to read the Bible if all you fuckwits keep posting spoilers?”
THE ANSWER IS “PRIORITY”. That is, if you have any…
Don’t you get it yet. This post was written in jest. And we’re all laughing at you because you got sucked into a debate that never existed in the first place.
That’s what blogs are for. To inculcate your mind and not just drool into the screen. Dont you know that?
HOW PITY HUHLOLZ!
HAHAHA This BALLter! Feigning inteligence FAIL!!!
OMG, This entry is LEGENDARY! the comments here are LEGENDARY! GINO IS FUCKEN LEGENDARY! (rock)
I said it before, and I’ll say it again. There really should be a minimum on IQ points before people are allowed to comment on blogs.
There should be a plugin for that.
HUHLOLZ!!!!
This comment thread is teh funneh.
“inculcate” ampotah.
Oh you people… I’m flattered. You chose to see me in the game instead of your fellow human’s brilliance in game developing and entertainment.
Take it from me, hypocritical human, God will not save you because of your ‘blind faith’ in Him. Kaya nga kayo may Free Will eh, namputcha naman o!
Magpapa-DotA Tournament pala ako dito sa Impyerno. I’m sure you’ll end up eventually at my side because of your blind faith. So practice-practice ka jan habang buhay ka pa.
XOXO >> Papa Satan >:)
hahaha…. The picture shows Azgalor (a.k.a Pit Lord) not Satan (a.k.a Lucifer)! Stupid moron!!!!!!!
hahahah……
Dude, I suggest you play DotA first before you judge it… amf…
***ang IMBA moh nmn kc sir eh***
hahaha….
@JhuN: Bobo ka.
Tsaka mahilig sa lalake. Na mabantot.
play dota paramakapag bonding ka sa ibang tao.
pero..
wag mong gagawing priority yun againts god ok!!