Aug 27, 2007

The Truth About Warcraft III: Defense of the Ancients

omg a satan!

So I was just minding my own business stalking hot chicks on Friendster, right? After viewing hot bikini photos and taking mental pictures (to be “mentally Photoshopped” later), I checked out the bulletin board to see if I can find incriminating and juicy facts about my friends who answer stupid “surveys”. My mind wasn’t ready for what was about to be revealed to me: THE AWESOMEST TRUTH IN THE HISTORY OF ALL AWESOME TRUTHS!

Behold! The truth about Warcraft III: Defense of the Ancients (no modifications made to protect the integrity *LOL* of the text):

The truth behind the game DOTA (a satanic game)

ANCIENT question: who is ancient?

answer: God, but satans disguises himself and deceives us, saying that He is the Ancient one.

Why?

Ans: who would you think you will defend on this game? whose defense is this? (with those cheats and verbal acknowledgements..later to be discussed)

the obvious aims: -to kill your enemy

- to destroy the tree of life for sentinel
- to destroy the frozen throne for scorge
- and TO BE BEYOND GODLIKE in this game.

the real aims:

- worshipping satan through consciously enjoying the game.

Why?

- because this game is extremely a deception from satan and you are actually enjoying it.

THE GAME

There are two bases or teams:

Sentinel vs.scorge

Good ones

monsters

Human

dark evil

Weak

strong

CHEATS:

WHO’S YOUR DADDY

- This is used to become stronger
- But actually this cheat pertains to admittance that your father indeed is satan.

GREED IS GOOD

- To have more money
- In Ecclesiastes 5:10-11 “Those who love money will never have enough,, the more you have.. the more people come to help you spend it.” – It feeds your mind that it’s fine to love money because you need it.

I SEE DEAD PEOPLE

- This allows you to see the map
- The truth behind is that, spiritually the players and those who are involved are dead; they don’t have real life for they are being used be satan to praise him through this game.

Dead people!

Verbal acknowledgements:

OMG -(Oh my God)

The Bible states, “do not use the name of the Lord in vain!”

Bull**t and HOLYs**t

-need not to explain Good job/Good work
-when you killed somebody
-you are being congratulated with a good job or good work.

TESTIMONY:

At the dawn of February 26, 2007, my brother dreamt of 2 dreams. First, he dreamt that Jesus is showing how evil dota is, then he woke up and blurted out: “ayoko na magdota!” he fell asleep again and had his second dream, he was talking with a friend who in real life doesn’t want to play dota anymore, when my brother blurted out once again, “ayoko na magdota!”, a man came near to him and laid hands cursing my brother. When they rebuked it in Jesus name, it disappeared. Then, when he shouted “hindi na ako magdodota kahit kailan!” Crystal Maiden (one of those unpleasing characters in dota) appeared in my brother and he told us that it felt like he couldn’t breathe, my brother rebuked it in Jesus’ name and told to it, “hindi na ako magpapabitag sa iyo, I belong to Jesus!” Then he woke up and ran downstairs. He told everything to us and prayed for him. My father helped him renounce it and right after he surrendered he puked, and we brough him to hospital. But our family claimed that Jesus is victorious and satan will never win. He had a testimony about his dream the Sunday after he experienced it, after he witness, those who are involved in dota were prayed for.

Note: Akala ng lahat laro lang dota, pero si Satan hindi nakikipaglaro. He is using dota to pollute the minds of our youth. Ephesians 4:27 Don’t give devil a chance! If you ignore this, it’s your own risk. This is the TRUTH. Do not be blind and do not harden your heart. Pls. Pass this…

OMG DotA is Satan’s game! Now that you know this eye-opening truth, consider yourself saved. SAVED! If you still have doubts, try playing the game backwards and you’ll uncover hidden Satanic messages.

I’m so glad I didn’t get into DotA. If I did, my soul would have been compromised more than it already is. Thanks to Friendster’s bulletin board, it is now clear to me that I should stay away from DotA… FOREVER!

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77 Comments

  • HAHAHA This BALLter! Feigning inteligence FAIL!!!

  • OMG, This entry is LEGENDARY! the comments here are LEGENDARY! GINO IS FUCKEN LEGENDARY! (rock)

  • I said it before, and I’ll say it again. There really should be a minimum on IQ points before people are allowed to comment on blogs.

    There should be a plugin for that.

  • HUHLOLZ!!!!

    This comment thread is teh funneh.

  • “inculcate” ampotah.

  • Oh you people… I’m flattered. You chose to see me in the game instead of your fellow human’s brilliance in game developing and entertainment.

    Take it from me, hypocritical human, God will not save you because of your ‘blind faith’ in Him. Kaya nga kayo may Free Will eh, namputcha naman o!

    Magpapa-DotA Tournament pala ako dito sa Impyerno. I’m sure you’ll end up eventually at my side because of your blind faith. So practice-practice ka jan habang buhay ka pa.

    XOXO >> Papa Satan >:)

  • hahaha…. The picture shows Azgalor (a.k.a Pit Lord) not Satan (a.k.a Lucifer)! Stupid moron!!!!!!!

    hahahah……

    Dude, I suggest you play DotA first before you judge it… amf…

    ***ang IMBA moh nmn kc sir eh***

    hahaha….

  • @JhuN: Bobo ka.

  • Tsaka mahilig sa lalake. Na mabantot.

  • play dota paramakapag bonding ka sa ibang tao.

    pero..

    wag mong gagawing priority yun againts god ok!!

  • You know what…. marami ways para madecieve tayu ng devil dahil tayu ay nabubuhay sa laman nagkakasala tayu dahil sa laman…

    nde lng DOTA ang ways ng devil para madecieve tayu… unang una sa lahat nadedecieve nya tayu sa music… satan or lucifer is the angel of God before and his ministry in God’s kingdom is music.
    If you try to find out there are a lot of music that has bad lyrics that bring a bad impact to us people. God created music just only for worhiping him, eh ngayun san natin gnagamit ang music? gnagamit natin para sa ating sarili para iglorify natin ang ating sariling laman…. kung tayu po ay nagbabasa ng Bible malalaman po natin ang katotohanan dahil si Jesus is the way the truth and the life dalawa lng po ang patutunguhan natin langit o impyerno…. isa ba tayung masamang damo na dapat sunugin o palay na pinakikinabangan. madali madaya ang puso ng tao sa tv o radio nga lng nga eh pwede na tayu madaya ni satanas cya ang pinuno ng sanlibutan. di nyo ba napapansin lahat ng tao gs2 sumikat para lamang sa kanilang sariling laman, lahat ng tao gs2 yumaman para lamang sa sarili nyang laman, kung iniibig nyo ang sanlibutan iibigin kayo nito, pero kung iniibig nyo ang banal na espiritu kapopootan kayu ng sanlibutan, cnabi na sa inyo ito ni Jesus dahil mas nauna cyang kinapootan ng sanlibutan kaysa sa atin… matakot kayu dahil wala na pong natitirang pangyayaring magaganap sa bible kung hinde ang aklat ng pahayag na lng o kung tawagin ay revelation…. sa revelation makikita kung panu tayu huhusgahan ng panginoon at cno ang mga maliligtas at mapapahamak.. malapit na pong mangyari yan kasi naganap na po ang ilang bahagi sa pahayag na inalam ng maraming tao tulad ng pagbagsak ng twin tower at ang cashlesh pay society na kung tawagin na cnasab ng iba na mark of the beast… Revelation 13:16-18 (New International Version)
    16He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead, 17so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name.

    18This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man’s number. His number is 666.

    magbago na po tayu…. repent and Chose Jesus Christ as your saviour and your redeemer malapit na po ang araw ng anihan…. wala pong mkapagsasabi kung kelan tayu mamamatay pwede bukas pwedeng mamaya sa susunod na taon o balang araw….. matakot po tayo sa pumapatay ng laman at pagkatapos ay may kakayahang pumatay ng espiritu walang iba kung di ang makapangyarihan nating ama na nasa langit!!!!!!! Ang Dakilang Diyos na pag-ibig, banal at makapangyarihan!!!!!! Amen……

  • naniniwala aq sa article na yan, kaya nga po decieve eh meaning nadadaya tayu… dahil nde po tayo patotoo sa ating buhay…. ni nde nyo nga kayang papurihan ang panginoon at ipagsigawan sa labas na Halelujah eh dahil ikinakahiya nyo ang salita ng Diyos at kanyang kabanalan

    Mark 8:38

    If anyone is ashamed of me and my words in this adulterous and sinful generation, the Son of Man will be ashamed of him when he comes in his Father’s glory with the holy angels.”

    Proverbs: There is a way which seems right to a man, But its end is the way of death.

    ni ang tumulong sa nangangailangan di natin magawa kahit alam natin na tama eh kasi ikinakahiya natin ang mga banal na gawain.. anong gantimpala pa ang iyong matatamo kung kapwa mo lng kakilala mo ang iyong binibigyan…..

    lahat ng mga bagay na sanlibutan ay sanlibutan at ang sinumang umiibig sa sanlibutan ay tiyak na mamamatay… patay natayo dahil sa ating laman ngunit buhay tayo dahil sa pakikipagisa kay Christo….Jesus….

    madaling madaya ang tao lalo nat cyay nabubuhay sa sanlibutan…. anu anu ang mga sanlibutan na ito…. kayamanan, katanyagan, pero cnasabi sa atin ng Diyos makamtan mo man lahat ng kayamanan at katanyagan kung ang espiritu mo nman ay mapupunta sa impyerno….

    magingat kayu kung kayuy pinapupurihan dahil ganyan din ang ginawa ng inyong mga magulang sa mga bulaang propeta….

    lahat sa paningin ng tao ay tama pero ang kahihinatnan nito ay kamatayan….

    mga kapatid nde lng po dota ang instrumento na gnagamit ng ating kaaway para madaya tayo… madami pa po ang lahat ng mga bagay na na nakikitat iniibig nyo sa sanlibutan ay mga paraan ng kaaway para tayu ay madaya at para mahalin natin ang sanlibutan kaysa sa Diyos….

    Love God above All…..

    aanuhin ninyo ang mga bagay na meron kayo pagkain damit magagarang bahay.. o mga bagay na pinagiimbut nyo sa araw araw na walang kabuluhan tulad ng Dota… na yan…. kung ang lahat ng bagay na inyong pinagiimbot ay mapupunta sa kawalan.

    lahat ng bagay ay mawawala pero maski isang maliit na kapiraso na salita ng Diyos ay kelan may di mawawala…. lalatay ito at tatalim….

    sinasabi ko ito sa inyo sapagkat gs2 ko malaman nyo na sinabi ng Diyos na dumating na at naghahari na ang pinuno ng sanlibutan at ang sinumang imiibig sa sanlibutan ay mamamatay at mapapahamak….. sa araw ng paghuhukom magimpok kayu ng mga bagay na espiritual at nde mga bagay na pang sanlibutan…. na nabubulok uuudin at mapupunta sa kawalan….. maniwala po kayu totoo po ang impyerno…. dun kailanman di namamatay ang apoy at mga uod…. if you want to know the truth read the bible and ask for forgiveness to God (repent) for the day of judgement is near…. JESUS LOVES YOU….. JESUS DIED FOR US WHY DONT WE LIVE WITH HIM……

  • I couldn’t understand the “try playing the game backwards and you’ll uncover hidden Satanic messages.”…I just couldn’t get it..can plz someone explain it to me

  • baka weak ka lang o worst noob… gusto mo bang magpaturo?… wag mo sirain ang reputation ng DOTA it’s a mere game that anyone can’t get enough… mag saya ka nalang at naimbento ang DOTA

  • for dota fanatics: wushu..naging adik din ako sa dota.2 lang nman yan.either gusto ni God na nLLro ntn yan o hindi. my mga mura pa nga dun sa game.do u think gs2 ni God yan? tpos my mga charcters na lucifer, gmit na satanic, etc. kung ippLaro mo ky God yan, pLagay mo mggustuhan nya? ang 22o ayaw at hindi nyo lang magive up ung pagLLro nyo nyan.. mdme pa nmang ibang Lro na mganda na irrecomend ni God sten..

  • why worry about anything demonic if you have a very strong faith? simple…

  • mag-HoN nalng kau! haha! pero love q pa rin ang DotA!

  • ,, yEah mAn!!!,, satanic talaga yAng dotA!!!

  • Dota?i don’t care much about this game,..pro,..testimony lng,..i’m a teacher,…during our snack break,..walang ibang bukhang bibig ang mga students ko kundi,..weak,..mga special moves ng character,..manifestation lng na na hu-hook ang npakaraming bata sa game na ito,…and they are spending their money and time playing this game,..

  • obvious naman dba?ung mga name ng character,…demonic?!,..ung mga magsasabi na walang effect to sa mga bata,…i don’t know kung papaano ku mag isip?,..”for the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh”,..maybe because your heart is already filled with the evil of that game,..ung hindi na normal eh ngiging ok nlang,…

  • ^ GOD made DOTA possible. Who are you to question HIS wisdom?

  • ser ok ka lng?? its only a game?? magkanu b bayad sau pra gwin yng blog n yn??

  • Totoo ba un? kase PANAGINIP eh. parang coincidence lang eh. malay natin Totoo un may mga possibilities na ganun. pero nagshare lang din nmn sya ng opinion nya eh. :)

  • Some of Comments Enlightened me .. like what aljay says:

    Proverbs: There is a way which seems right to a man, But its end is the way of death.

    which is so meaningful to me .. which makes prove that DOTA is really Evil.

    but what was Euri says:

    ^ GOD made DOTA possible. Who are you to question HIS wisdom?

    which i think makes sense.. and makes me thinks real Defense Of The Ancients happening now here now LOL. . it looks some of you defends DOTA and some Attacks it .. well iam not meaning that DOTA was the Ancients cuz that’s were you depending at, cuz it sounds a REAL! BIG! HUGE! blasphemy to me .. so forget about it.. just my opinion

    and there’s a stupid things that comes from my mind .. is it Defense of the Ancients or Ancient? .. cuz Ancients sounded like it was more than 1 .. well crap this idea… LOL .. ^^

  • dumb! every game was made to be addictive that’s how companies earn money dipshit!if the game is boring who would play it? and WHY THE FUCK YOU SO CALLED RELIGOUS PEOPLE ARE WASTING TIME SAYING DOTA IS EVIL? Well how about porn, teen pregnancy, drugs, and alcohol! can’t believe someone said DOTA is evil becoz it causes break ups! WTF! and term OMG did not originated in dota it’s from the blogs on the internet — so you’ll gonna say the INTERNET is evil? kids are wachting porn from the internet! they said billl gates is the devil so you’re gonna throw your PC out of your window? dumb fuck!

  • This is for all Christians who had posted about this topic.

    I am a Christian. I am also playing DotA. For this reason, I am concerned to hear that this game is demonic and I am just pointing my earthly point of view.

    I first asked the question: when can you say that something is Demonic or not? This question brought back to me the passage about Jesus being tempted in the wilderness. There the Devil used God’s Word to tempt Jesus. I God’s word demonic? You definitely know the answer to that!

    The Demon is demonic. I’ve never read anything in the Bible that an object i demonic. I suppose that aplies also to this game.

    Can the Demon use this game to tempt people the same way he used God’s word to tempt Jesus? That’s a definite yes; but also applies to other things like a toothbrush or a TV show or a music.

    For us Christians, the most important thing in all we do is that it should be done in faith.

    So let’s stop judging things and people as evil. It’s not our job to judge. It’s our job to love.

  • Bro. we must open up the eyes of the youth today. We know how bad DOTA is and how this game influences the Young People today. It’s our obligation to share to them the truth. For them to know what really happened here. Im not against your word that “our job is to love”. That’s ryt. We love them so we have to share this information to them… :) God Bless

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