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So I was just minding my own business stalking hot chicks on Friendster, right? After viewing hot bikini photos and taking mental pictures (to be “mentally Photoshopped” later), I checked out the bulletin board to see if I can find incriminating and juicy facts about my friends who answer stupid “surveys”. My mind wasn’t ready for what was about to be revealed to me: THE AWESOMEST TRUTH IN THE HISTORY OF ALL AWESOME TRUTHS!
Behold! The truth about Warcraft III: Defense of the Ancients (no modifications made to protect the integrity *LOL* of the text):
The truth behind the game DOTA (a satanic game)
ANCIENT question: who is ancient?
answer: God, but satans disguises himself and deceives us, saying that He is the Ancient one.
Why?
Ans: who would you think you will defend on this game? whose defense is this? (with those cheats and verbal acknowledgements..later to be discussed)
the obvious aims: -to kill your enemy
- to destroy the tree of life for sentinel
- to destroy the frozen throne for scorge
- and TO BE BEYOND GODLIKE in this game.the real aims:
- worshipping satan through consciously enjoying the game.
Why?
- because this game is extremely a deception from satan and you are actually enjoying it.
THE GAME
There are two bases or teams:
Sentinel vs.scorge
Good ones
monsters
Human
dark evil
Weak
strong
CHEATS:
WHO’S YOUR DADDY
- This is used to become stronger
- But actually this cheat pertains to admittance that your father indeed is satan.GREED IS GOOD
- To have more money
- In Ecclesiastes 5:10-11 “Those who love money will never have enough,, the more you have.. the more people come to help you spend it.” - It feeds your mind that it’s fine to love money because you need it.I SEE DEAD PEOPLE
- This allows you to see the map
- The truth behind is that, spiritually the players and those who are involved are dead; they don’t have real life for they are being used be satan to praise him through this game.Dead people!
Verbal acknowledgements:
OMG -(Oh my God)
The Bible states, “do not use the name of the Lord in vain!”
Bull**t and HOLYs**t
-need not to explain Good job/Good work
-when you killed somebody
-you are being congratulated with a good job or good work.TESTIMONY:
At the dawn of February 26, 2007, my brother dreamt of 2 dreams. First, he dreamt that Jesus is showing how evil dota is, then he woke up and blurted out: “ayoko na magdota!” he fell asleep again and had his second dream, he was talking with a friend who in real life doesn’t want to play dota anymore, when my brother blurted out once again, “ayoko na magdota!”, a man came near to him and laid hands cursing my brother. When they rebuked it in Jesus name, it disappeared. Then, when he shouted “hindi na ako magdodota kahit kailan!” Crystal Maiden (one of those unpleasing characters in dota) appeared in my brother and he told us that it felt like he couldn’t breathe, my brother rebuked it in Jesus’ name and told to it, “hindi na ako magpapabitag sa iyo, I belong to Jesus!” Then he woke up and ran downstairs. He told everything to us and prayed for him. My father helped him renounce it and right after he surrendered he puked, and we brough him to hospital. But our family claimed that Jesus is victorious and satan will never win. He had a testimony about his dream the Sunday after he experienced it, after he witness, those who are involved in dota were prayed for.
Note: Akala ng lahat laro lang dota, pero si Satan hindi nakikipaglaro. He is using dota to pollute the minds of our youth. Ephesians 4:27 Don’t give devil a chance! If you ignore this, it’s your own risk. This is the TRUTH. Do not be blind and do not harden your heart. Pls. Pass this…
OMG DotA is Satan’s game! Now that you know this eye-opening truth, consider yourself saved. SAVED! If you still have doubts, try playing the game backwards and you’ll uncover hidden Satanic messages.
I’m so glad I didn’t get into DotA. If I did, my soul would have been compromised more than it already is. Thanks to Friendster’s bulletin board, it is now clear to me that I should stay away from DotA… FOREVER!
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I don’t know if that one’s true, pero nabasa ko na yan before. Sa Friendster rin. Maybe it’s a mere coincidence.
I play DotA. I can’t see how ‘we’ addicts worship the game. It’s possible, though - pero pano!? Hahaha!
Teka - ba’t ko ba tinototoo yan!? LOLZ.
Wait, ang labo nung “maybe it’s a mere coincidence”. I mean - coincidence lang siguro yung mga sinasabi dyan with DotA itself. Hehe.
Isa lang masasabi ko sa mga gumawa ng article na yan… Mga bobo kc kau magdota! :))
I think DOTA is not evil if you dont take it seriously.. Just play the game and have fun.. And i thing i must tell to those stupid DOTA players who cant even make a kill “dont play dota and just admit it to urself that u r stupid” PEACE
I would post something stupid and retarded, but nevermind.
I’m sick and tired of you making me laugh all the time! I once looked at you as someone who smells nice and clean but now you reek of FUNNEY!
I shall mentally photoshop my hot officemate right now. I’ll make her nude lolololz.
well, yeah you could coin it as demonic and all and satan could use it againts you.. pero personally i dont find anything wrong with the game… i dont play dota, pero i play MTG (magic) and before na-issue narin ang magic being demonic and all, people getting “possessed” and all that…
if your faith in God is strong naman and you only see it as a game, as something to kill your boredom or something like that and nothing is wrong with dota.
its just me
Im LOLit Solising at Antonio Montana.
Send me a copy… MENTALLY!
LISTEN YOU… whatever you’re intentions are, they’re LAME! Also, your name might be masculine, but the name GINO is more boner-inducing! Mentioning it thrice makes me orgasm. Hmph!
You mean Defending The Ancients ISN’T a game about worshiping the Devil!?
I feel betrayed :S
is it also a sexual game? “Who’s your daddy”??? oh wait, lust is also one of the seven deadly sins… mah bad!
OMG, that makes me one of Satan’s henchmen. I knew it!
Woohoo was here
LIES! PIKACHU IS SATAN.
I used to play world of warcraft but ive never play DOTA, because i find it cheap and boring. Well halos pareho din naman ang dota at WOW, difference WOW is a MMORPG, but i can say both games are very addictive. WOW almost ruin my life thank god, thank god na over come ko na yong addiction sa game na yon. Alam natin lahat na iisa lang ang publisher ng mga games na yan and that is Blizzard. At iisa lang ang intention ng blizzard, yon ay sirain ang buhay ng mga kabataan.
how do u play the game backwards?
With the help of pink unicorns and the blood of the innocent, DUH.
hmMm.. I guess its real, because karamihan sa dahilan ng mga break-ups ngayon is just that stupid game! yah thats true..its based on my experienced..
hai naku totoo yan!
Okaaaaay.
Wow, just surprised about how lowly others reacted specially the BowBow guy…damn, you better get some brain vitamins….
Another religious nut…
WHO’S YOUR DADDY
GREED IS GOOD
I SEE DEAD PEOPLE
Are all famous movie lines, or maybe your against movies too because it’s a form of idolatry? I really hate it when “you people” talk about something you clearly have no idea about. You should be ashamed of yourself… Guess you’d probably round up all the Muslim and Jews and beat them up with your bible if you were in charge?
LOL.
This shit never gets old.
Now I know what attracts people to comment on blog posts: DotA and blasphemy. EUREKA!
hahahahahaa…..!!!!!!
hahahahahaa…..!!!!!!
c lucifer ung satan…
c omninight my powers ng angels…
LKK yan…
LKK
LKK
LKK
LKK
LKK
LKK
*lol*
bka di lang marunong mglaro kapatid nya kaya un . di kinaya . ahaha .
Actually kng di nyo nman seseryosohin ung laro, di mo nman makikita na "DEMONIC" game xa.
"Control your emotions or it will controll you"
FROM:
Lkk~MEikZ
NET EXPRESS-SEQUEL BONIFACIO, DAVAO CITY.
/GG
are u a religious nut?! inggit ka lang kase di ka marunong mag Dota. =)
anyway, as long as u don’t take the game too seriously, i can’t see any reason why it can be turn out to be ‘demonic’.
a game is just a game, after all.
Guys. Come on. Really.
na sa sainu un..pero d nmn cguro totoo…
bka ng shift sa online tong kapatid nya…tsk
LONG LEB..~Dota
-ok lng mg DOTA…kesa mg drugzzzz
GGwaaa