Archive for August, 2007
The Truth About Warcraft III: Defense of the Ancients
So I was just minding my own business stalking hot chicks on Friendster, right? After viewing hot bikini photos and taking mental pictures (to be “mentally Photoshopped” later), I checked out the bulletin board to see if I can find incriminating and juicy facts about my friends who answer stupid “surveys”. My mind wasn’t ready for what was about to be revealed to me: THE AWESOMEST TRUTH IN THE HISTORY OF ALL AWESOME TRUTHS!
Behold! The truth about Warcraft III: Defense of the Ancients (no modifications made to protect the integrity *LOL* of the text):
My Homebrew Atari 2600 Games
The Atari 2600, the video game console that popularized the use of microprocessor-based hardware and game cartridges, was released in October 1977 and peaked in popularity in the mid-80′s. It was officially retired in January 1992, giving it a lifespan of 14 years and 2 months, the longest in US home video game console history. Due to its significant impact on video game and consumer electronics history, plus the added value of nostalgia, many people not only still play this console, but they also make homebrew games. Of course, we know these people fail to win the one game that really matters: the “Get a Life!”game. ZING! With that lame intro out of the way, I present to you my own homebrew games:
A gang of KKK members stole Mr. T’s bling-blings and it’s up to you to help him track down the suckas and retrieve his precious loot! No pity fo’ those fools in Blingstravaganza with Mr. T!
DVD Library #8: Look, Up in the Sky! – The Amazing Story of Superman
Although I hate Bryan Singer (don’t ask), I love documentaries. Especially if it’s about comics. I thought long and hard about getting this documentary about Superman, and I finally gave in. I mean, come on. It’s Superman.
Chuck Norris vs. Yo Momma
Ever wondered who’s more awesome between Chuck Norris and your mom? Well wonder no more!
Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Yo momma so fat outer space thinks they’re made for each other.
Advantage: Yo momma
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Yo momma so lazy all she does is sleep and wait.
Advantage: Chuck Norris
