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I’m a simple guy with simple wants, but that doesn’t apply when it comes to my taste in women. See, when I’m asked about what I look for in the opposite sex, off the top of my head, I always say “She has to be smart, funny, and hot.” These characteristics seem common enough, right? Wrong. Finding all 3 characteristics in one female package is like winning the lottery. But every once in a while, you hit the jackpot.

Ladies and gentlefreaks, meet Laura Hudson, a freelance writer from New York, NY. Ain’t she cute? I’m a sucker for cute chicks wearing glasses and I’ve always had a thing for cute glasses-wearing writers. There’s something about a girl who can weave her intricate train of thought into a beautiful conglomerate of words. On top of being a smart, funny, and hot wordsmith, she’s also into comics. Comics! And I think “into comics” is an understatement. The girl loves comics. Behold, the evidence! Laura Hudson’s 24-Hour Review-a-Thon!

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STUPID NOTE: This post is a product of the following:

• boredom
• laziness
• total lack of creative juice flowing in my gray thingy
• boredom

Since I enjoyed the How Addicted to Blogging Are You? quiz from Mingle2, I’ve decided to take all the useless things on their Blog Barnacles section and stick it on this post. Yay!

First up, what’s my blog wanted for? Sounds stupid, and I love stupid so here I go:

Okaaay. I digested a scandalous gypsy. Sexily. I told you. Stupid. I wonder how they’ll rate my blog as if it were a movie.

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You know when you’re bored and you try to do stupid unproductive things just to kill time? That’s what led me to signing up for a Flixster account. Stupid me didn’t realize that I already had an account with Flixster, so I just updated the shit out of it instead of doing the whole account registration thing again.

A lot of similarly bored (I’m assuming) friends already invited me to join the movie-based social networking site, but I was too busy stalking people on Friendster and bugging people on Multiply with my stupid comments on their updates. But boredom makes people do stupid things. And since I already have an assload of social networking accounts, adding one more wouldn’t hurt.

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Mysterious Benefactor: Good morning, Mr. Bauer.

Jack Bauer: Who are you? Why am I here? Who are you working for? And why are you speaking to me through a speaker?

MB: Direct to the point. I like that. I work for no one. Who I am and why I’m not speaking to you in person aren’t really relevant questions at this time. Why you’re here, that’s the important question. See, a global threat has just arisen, and I need you to lead my team to end this threat.

JB: What threat? What team? And why me?

MB: Ever heard of this thing called a “declarative sentence”? Anyway, this global threat I speak of threatens life as we know it. He is pure and unadulterated evil. He is the most sinister being I have ever seen. If I know any better, I’d say he’s the Devil himself. If you would kindly direct your attention to the screen in front of you, let me show you the face of evil:

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Whatever dancing prowess I had in high school, it’s long gone now. But that doesn’t mean I can’t show you some digital moves. Kick it!

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