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From The Simpsons Movie trailer:
Homer: Did I save the day?
Bart: Actually, you’ve doomed us all!
Homer: D’OH!
“D’oh!” indeed, Mr. Simpson. There is recent news that as a promotion tool for your upcoming movie, your lackeys have painted an image of you right next to the Cerne Abbas giant. I believe you may have angered a 17th century chalk outline of a naked, sexually aroused, club-wielding giant which has been a symbol of spirituality. You may have drawn the wrath of a prehistoric fertility god upon you and your family! You may have doomed the whole Simpsons clan! All because you want to promote your movie. Or maybe you just want to play ring toss using your donut and the giant’s penis. I don’t know.
Nevertheless, because of your degenerate minions’ actions (which I think is totally awesome), war has been declared upon you by the most powerful and dastardly cunning group of people ever: The Pagans!
Although your peons made the painting with water-based biodegradable paint which will wash away as soon as it rains, the heathens fear that your visage will ruin the area. To prevent this disaster from happening, they have threatened to eliminate your half-naked image with “rain magic” (tee-hee). Yes, by summoning the rain, the pagans shall banish your blasphemous guerilla marketing tool! And I’m sure they’ll conjure other stuff that sounds menacing and fearsome like they always do. Because they’re pagans and shit.
With all these threats and outcry from the heathens, and rabid anticipation for the movie from your fans, what say you, Homer J. Simpson? What. Say. You?!
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So. You watching the movie on the 25th?
(I was craving for The Simpsons over the weekend)
Probably. Or maybe on the 27th. I dunno. Why? You’re asking me out? (I was craving for you over the weekend) BOO-YAH!
Oh wow, that’s hilarious. Well, it’ll wash off anyway… As Bart Simpson would say to the angry pagans, “Don’t have a cow!”
BulaLAWLZ!