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STUPID NOTE: This post is a product of the following:
- boredom
- laziness
- total lack of creative juice flowing in my gray thingy
- boredom
Since I enjoyed the How Addicted to Blogging Are You? quiz from Mingle2, I’ve decided to take all the useless things on their Blog Barnacles section and stick it on this post. Yay!
First up, what’s my blog wanted for? Sounds stupid, and I love stupid so here I go:
Okaaay. I digested a scandalous gypsy. Sexily. I told you. Stupid. I wonder how they’ll rate my blog as if it were a movie.
And this was based on the presence of the words “shit” and “death” on my blog. Interesting. It seems I don’t use “fuck”, “asslicker”, and “retard porn” enough. Anyway, since we’re talking about ratings and movies, I took a quiz to test my knowledge on movies for the past 25 years.
Good lord I barely passed! Being a movie buff, this makes me sad. I need to make myself happy. I know! I’ll try to find out how much my body will be worth when I die! Yay!
It’s comforting to know that even though I’m a fat alcoholic smoker who hates vegetables and exercise, my dead body will still be worth something to the medical research industry. Since I have the happies now, maybe I’ll check how good I am at spalling. Whatever the result is, I won’t be depressed.
That’s depressing. And embarrassing too. The irony of it is, I didn’t spell “embarrassment” correctly. Stupid double R. Fuck it, there are more important quizzes out there than this stupid spelling test. I want to take a quiz about the really relevant stuff, you know? Like, say, what are my chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse?
Dammit! I’m screwed. Maybe the zombies won’t eat my brains if I show them how useful my HTML knowledge is.
I suck. And I call myself a web developer. Pfft. Maybe my CSS knowledge is m…
Sonofabitch! This Blog Barnacles thing is turning out to be a bad idea. It’s just kicking my self-confidence and self-respect’s collective ass. But I’ll not stand for it! From this moment on, I’m gonna rock!
Anything above F is fine by me! Also, I think the people who made this quiz are idiots. There’s no such thing as an “8th grade”. Grade levels only go up until 5th, and then you go to high school, dummies! Anyway, here’s one quiz I hate because I hate coffee.
See? And my score’s padded because there aren’t any options for coffee haters in the quiz. Bah. Okay, one more quiz and I’m done.
Hmm. I expected my geeky awesomeness to be more… umm… awesome. Well, at least I’m not a total geek, because total geeks totally get rich and eventually get the totally hot girls. Whatever.
I’m done with all this Blog Barnacles shit. Now, here’s a 1-question quiz for you: how long will it take before you to take at least 1 of these quizzes? LOL. Sheep!
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