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There’s absolutely no connection between PLDT MyDSL and Face Rockery whatsoever. Well, except for this post. Now that we’re finished with the lamest blog post introduction in the history of lame blog post introductions, let’s start with the agenda at hand, shall we? First up, PLDT MyDSL.

PLDT MyDSL. *sigh* What can I say? More like PLDT MyDissatisfaction! Harhar! Seriously, we’ve had a few bumps in our connection before, but lately, it’s becoming ridiculous. I swore on my dead fish’s body that I wouldn’t add to the deafening online PLDT MyDSL Sucks! uproar extravaganza. Besides, saying “PLDT MyDSL sucks!” is sooo last year. But sometimes, a dude just has to let all his frustrations out.

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Last time, I talked about Facebook’s Photos application that lets you upload an unlimited number of photos. Sure, it’s a lot of fun to share photos of you naked in the crapper while puffing smoke, but there’s one Facebook app that let’s you create compelling images by hand: the Graffiti app. The concept is simple and very appealing:

Draw on your friends’ profiles! It’s fun.

See? It’s simple, yet it strongly appeals to your inner vandal. It gets more charming after you install the application and you’re presented with a few samples of art done using the app. Here’s a sample by Javier Sedillo:

Awesome, right? Wait, it gets awesomer.

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When everybody starts raving about a certain movie before I get the chance to see it, I strangely lose interest in seeing it in the theaters. Weird, but it’s the truth. Is it because I like watching movies at home more than I do in the theaters? Maybe. Is it because I hate sharing the same room with idiots who can’t stop talking about how excited they are about the movie because the Internet says it’s cool? Possibly. I don’t know. One thing’s for certain, though: everybody’s done with their “THIS. IS. SPARTAAA!!!” phase, but I’m just starting with mine. HA-OOH! HA-OOH!

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I’ve had my Facebook account for quite a while but I never got around to updating and playing around with it. But with all the recent hype, I decided to dick around and explore if it really deserves all the noise. I have to admit, I’m very much impressed. I’m seriously considering leaving my other social networking accounts and start nesting in Facebook.

There’s one huge-ass problem, though. Most of my friends are still fixated on Friendster and Multiply. I think it’s up to me to convince them to consider getting a Facebook account, if not to totally make it their primary social networking site. With this in mind, I’m going to do a series of posts to pimp Facebook, and you’re all going to read it whether you like it or not.

But before I proceed, let me just point out that the screenshots you see here are products of the Jing Project software. Mike “Fucking” Villar did a nice review on this Jing thingamajig, and you should read it. If not, he’ll rape you. That’s a promise.

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From The Simpsons Movie trailer:

Homer: Did I save the day?
Bart: Actually, you’ve doomed us all!
Homer: D’OH!

“D’oh!” indeed, Mr. Simpson. There is recent news that as a promotion tool for your upcoming movie, your lackeys have painted an image of you right next to the Cerne Abbas giant. I believe you may have angered a 17th century chalk outline of a naked, sexually aroused, club-wielding giant which has been a symbol of spirituality. You may have drawn the wrath of a prehistoric fertility god upon you and your family! You may have doomed the whole Simpsons clan! All because you want to promote your movie. Or maybe you just want to play ring toss using your donut and the giant’s penis. I don’t know.

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