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From now on, I’m taking forwarded chain memes, or whatever the hell people call these tag-born messages and blog posts, seriously. You know, the “You have to send this message to 647 people or else something horrible will happen to your cat!” things. I don’t want my butt hole to close up again.
On that note, I’m answering this meme from Jewel. And here are the rules:
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things about himself/herself. People who got tagged need to write a blog entry of their own 6 weird things. They should as well state the rules clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says “You are tagged, bitch!” in their comments section and tell them to read your blog.
Okay, I’m just dicking around with that “You are tagged, bitch!” part, but you get the picture. And here I go:
- I’m afraid of chicks. And when I say “chicks”, I mean young chickens and not hot nubile college girls. They creep me out. The young chickens, I mean. There’s no clear reason for this apparent phobia, but you just have to take my word for it and keep those little creepy yellow bastards away from me or I swear, you’ll die!
- I love the smell of coffee. In the morning. In the evening. When it’s raining. I just love the aroma and the comfortable atmosphere it brings to any setting. But I hate coffee. I only drink it if the weather’s too fuckin’ cold or there’s no other beverage available.
- If something amazes a lot of people, I would most probably get bored by it. If something bores people to death, I’d probably find it ridiculously funny. I have a whacked sense of the fantastic and the mundane.
- Long awkward silences make most people very uncomfortable. I am not one of those people. I can stand long awkward silences without moving a finger. I embrace silence. Probably because I enjoy listening and observing people more rather than interacting with them. I believe scientists call people like me anti-socials.
- My hair: it should either be really long or shaved. Or at least “semi-kalbo”. I’m not happy with myself if I don’t have either of the two hairstyles. A clean cut makes me feel dirty. “Ewww!” dirty, not “Mwreowrrr!” dirty.
- I only loved one animal, and that was my dog named Doga. I named him when I was around 4-5 years old so spare me the “That is the most uncreative name for a dog ever!” comment. After he died, the animal lover in me died too. I now hate animals. I can run over a cat and I’ll laugh ’til I get home.
Well, not that I’m not having fun sharing with you supposedly weird things about me, but the post is finished and it’s time for us to move on with our lives.
And oh, before I forget, I’m only tagging people who are in my Multiply network since this meme came from Multiply. But I’m not posting it there since I only use my Multiply blog as a repository of my stupid old blog posts. You can consider this the 7th weird thing about me. Yay! Anyway, tag, weirdos!
EDIT: Okay fine. I’ll post this also on my Multiply blog. This is going to be… um… weird.
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i’m not weird…just gifted. hehehe.
That’s what we all say. Hehe.
hello, hello.
found your page when I was searching for Tombraider. haha. then I saw that you also have Watchmen and Sandman:Endless. all I can say is hurray for mundane pleasures!
Mundane?! Rubbish! Reading comics is the next best thing to having sex! Or maybe not. I dunno.