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After 3 days of The MASStig Ilocos Adventure Team being on the road, dicking around at the beach, and violating songs via videoke over a river, we spent our 4th and last day appreciating Philippine history, Chavit’s Baluarte, and kalesa rides in Vigan. And of course, there was the road trip back to Manila. Like all great road trips, the journey back home always seems the shortest. But it was still fun, though. Anyway, here’s the last batch of photos chronicling the soon-to-be legendary Ilocos adventure of UPLB MASS. Ladies and gentlefreaks, Baddie & UPLB MASS’ Invasion of The North - Day 4:

This is me in front of the oldest McDonald’s in the whole world! Seriously.

This is a horse’s dick.

This is me and my pal, Padre Burgos, checking out the hot tourists.

This is me on Padre Burgos’ rawkin’ rocking chair.

This is The M.I.A. Team chillin’ at the Hidden Garden.

This is me infatuated with Chavit.

This is me licking the face of one of Chavit’s big-ass tigers.

This is The M.I.A. Team invading Kalyeng Crisologo.

This is the ride home in the Ilocos Mobile.

This is me and Oboy smoking our victory cigars, celebrating our successful Invasion of The North. Boo-yah!

And that concludes The MASStig Ilocos Adventure Team’s Invasion of The North told through pictures. Man, it was a fuckin’ great trip. I’m having withdrawal symptoms, actually. It was that awesome. So awesome, in fact, that this may well be the start of a yearly road trip thing for us, and I’m all for it. For more Day 4 pics, go here.

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