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Imaginary Dude: Dude, what in the name of yucky happened to your hand?!
Baddie Dude: Los Baños.
ID: Excuse me?
BD: I was again at the mercy of the enchanted land where the trees keep your secrets, the breeze chips away the barnacles of your despair, and the beer flows free. Where the mind is distracted by cheerful noise. Where the soul is fed with moonlight and bitter nectar. Where the heart is broken, mended, strengthened, and broken again. Where time stands still and space seems endless. Where family doesn’t require blood. A simple burn from a dying cigarette will do.
ID: Oh-kaaaay. Seriously. What happened?
BD: A simple ritual of brotherhood, family, love, sentimentality, and alcohol. That’s all you need to know.
ID: …
ID: Rekindling your love affair with Los Baños and UPLB MASS, huh? You people are weird.
BD: Damn straight!
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okay, at first i thought it was some guy’s nipple. LOL
A hairy nipple at that. Yum!
WHAT IS THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
And braces. Rawr.
Now that would be truly ewwww.
Sicko.
That, my dear Helga, is a mark of extreme awesomeness. I’ll explain further if you go out with me. And I’ll let you touch my braces too. Huzzah!
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