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In this, the second part of Baddie Bookmarks, I share to you the websites that save me during idle time. Sites that entertain, inspire, and boggle my simple and frail mind. These sites keep me busy and smiling when the emo meter hits a critical juncture. These sites give me pleasure, and there’s nothing I like more than pleasure. Hedonists reprezent, yo!
The Onion. Before I discovered the joy of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and The Colbert Report, I enjoyed the irreverent “news source” called The Onion. From dumb stories about America’s dumb leader, to quirky “human condition” tales of the local man, this is comedy gold for the thinking dickhead. Finest indeed.
Rotten Tomatoes. There are movies I deem watch-it-or-die classics, there are those that I see as Cinemax fillers, and then there are those that give me I-doubt-I’ll-get-it-on-DVD-but-it-seems-promising feelings. Before I see those kinds of movies, I consult this site. I read the reviews, I formulate my expectations, and then I watch it. It’s just a great place to get an idea of what you’ll be getting inside the cinema. It has saved me several times from snorefests like Superman Returns. Yeah, I haven’t seen it, but I trust my fellow comic fans enough to believe that it is, indeed, snore-worthy.
WWE. I have been a wrestling fan ever since I saw my first Royal Rumble match. The showmanship, the athleticism, the drama, and the midgets. It’s no wonder why I always go the WWE’s website eventhough I hate to see spoilers. There was a time when I read all Superstar profiles on the site, just to stay on top of what’s happening in the world of immortals. The world of titans. The world of gladiators. The world of Superstars. And midgets in luchador masks.
I have a lot more pleasure sites, most of which feature women who probably have gone through a Toronto plastic surgery procedure, but I don’t feel like sharing them with the rest of you pervs. Thanks for reading this. The pleasure’s all mine.
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